What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?